with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
@loualbum
alexa. xxiii. h&l.・*:☆. that "hey babe" in written all over your face made me wanna live again☆*:・
mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!
fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡
listening to instrumental music
Encouraging someone to be entirely themself is the loudest way to love them
it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*
it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you GAY on the lips*
this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week
they should make a job i want to do (sleeping, napping, snacking)
this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me
tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy
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May your August be filled with love and growth.
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who the fuck invented having a little crush. stupid as fuck
reblog for an ac unit to fall on top of your stupid little crush